sodamnrelatable:

Screw it, I’ll reblog it again.

(Source: sleeponthesidewalk)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(Source: alwaysliveloud)

hollybethan:

princess—tveit:

Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.

Me: 

(Source: pastelbitchquotes)

paschenatelove:

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

Well drake is in one of the episodes so maybe he let drake live

Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now
and sometimes you meet someone who can make the
sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes
there’s some people you’d rather sit on a couch with
and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite
books over and over while you forget that dinners on the stove
so it gets burned but you still think it’s delicious anyway.

Marry them.

(Source: acutelesbian)

levanna:

crossfit-princess:

Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

And all I see is the most badass paintball arena.

^^^^^

(Source: motionburnsthemood)

aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

(Source: humortrain)

zooropa-station:

pinenolanapple:

when your witty text posts go unnoticed because you’re not tumblr famous

that fox is fucking terrifying like holy shit ok go ahead and be tumblr famous fox